"Enough! lets get something straight right now!! you are not my kids,okay?you are not my wife,and we are not a family, alright? this is a job! we are not the brady bunch. im marky mark and y’all are the funky bunch!! so cut the shit! otherwise, i will turn this RV around immediately and we will drive straight home. no drugs for everyone!"
(Source: jackgasp, via fadingmelodies)
Haven’t you ever heard there’s no ‘I’ in team?
Yeah, but there is a ‘me’.
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
Then love until we bleed;
then fall a p a r t in parts.
(Source: swanchesters, via laheysmythes)
do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing
it’s very nice
(Source: jaclcfrost, via marshalmathrs)